vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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comealongpondd:

Greed. Cunning. Strength.

(via thisgirlgames)

Timestamp: 1406735226

comealongpondd:

Greed. Cunning. Strength.

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"Oh fuck me."

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Timestamp: 1406735170

"Oh fuck me."

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Timestamp: 1406735042

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equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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hot-tea-nanako:

tinalikesbutts:

same

Look at her face, she’s had to explain this before

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Timestamp: 1406734949

hot-tea-nanako:

tinalikesbutts:

same

Look at her face, she’s had to explain this before

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cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

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Timestamp: 1406729210

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

(Source: aztec-jungle, via s00tball)

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

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Timestamp: 1406729194

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

(Source: neilcicierega, via jean-valgina)

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

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Timestamp: 1406729167

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

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continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(Source: collaterlysisters, via b00tyqueeen)

Timestamp: 1406673788

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(Source: collaterlysisters, via b00tyqueeen)